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Barack Obama: We Respect Family Intimacy

The Obamas

The Obamas

Why would we want to have a whole bunch of people who we don’t know knowing our business?

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Angelina Jolie: I’m Boring

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

I’m the most boring

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Salma Hayek: I Asked Jesus for Boobs

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Please, Jesus, give me some boobs

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T.I.: Black People Are Not Funny Either

T. I.

T. I.

Black people don’t laugh either

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Happy Vegetarian Thanksgiving from Turkey

Happy Thnaksgiving!

Happy Thnaksgiving!

Thank you for eating sweet potatoes…

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Photo of Pamela Anderson as Virgin Mary

Pamela Anderson as Virgin Mary

Pamela Anderson as Virgin Mary

God, we have a son

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Jessica Simpson’s Belly Is Bigger Than Her Boobs Now

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

My belly is officially bigger than my boobs… Well, kinda

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Jessica Simpson Gives Too Much Pregnancy Information

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

People always say that pregnant women have a glow, and I say it’s because you’re sweating to death

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Khloe Kardashian: I’m Old

Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian

Kendall is 16! Ahh, how did this happen? God, that means Kourt, Kim and I are old

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Gisele Bundchen Asks Meat for Forgiveness

Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen

[...] before I eat any meat I always take one second of silence to put my hands over it and bless it and be grateful at least that it was a life

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