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Hillary Clinton Christina Aguilera bosom buddies

Hillary Clinton Christina Aguilera bosom buddies

As a woman and mother, I’m honored to receive this award and be part of the global effort to solve hunger

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Jennifer Aniston wearing a wig on Smartwater commercial

Jennifer Aniston wearing a wig on Smartwater commercial

I’m pregnant only on Smartwater commercials

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Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest

You ruined my life because I can’t go to a friend’s house and drink cheap wine anymore

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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

I get in trouble for being honest … I’m extremely old-fashioned

Charlie Sheen turns 47 today!

The actor has become famous for his roles in TV series ‘Two and a Half Men’. But he is alsoi famous for his  off-camera behavior.
Currently working on  FX series ‘Anger Management’, the father-of-five has a few memorable quotes.
Here’s 20 of his craziest quotes:

1. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total frickin’ rock star from Mars.”

2. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

3. “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

4. I’m proud of what I created. Why wouldn’t I be? I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something that they otherwise would not see in their boring normal lives. And I gave that to them

5. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

6. “I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people, people who aren’t special, people who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

7. “I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

8. “I’m not bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

9. “AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA,” “[I survived drug addiction] because I’m me. I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

10. “That’s how I roll. And if it’s too gnarly for people, then buh-bye,” “Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh-bye.”

11. “You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my hear.”

12. “They picked a fight with a warlock.”

13. “You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm.”

14. “Dying is for fools. Amateurs.”

15. “Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.”

16. “This is like a sober acid trip.”

17. “Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you’re acting.”

18. “I have one speed. One gear. Go! I dare you to keep up with me.”

19. “I’m Spanish-Irish. I mean, sh–, that’s a volatile combination.”

20. “I get in trouble for being honest … I’m extremely old-fashioned.”

Betty White

Betty White

I have a two-story house and a very bad memory. I’m up and down those stairs all the time

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Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell

Ours [wedding] will just be a small orgy with family and friends

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Robert Pattinson and Jimmy Kimmel

Robert Pattinson and Jimmy Kimmel

I still am [homeless]

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Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

I was a prostitute hunter

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Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

I appreciate the attention but I don’t think of myself as particularly attractive at all.

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Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy

I figured [I'd do it] one more time before everything really falls apart

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