'Water for Elephants'

It’s a boy thing, right? To have dirty fingernails and hair. [...] And his clothes were dirty all the time

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Meryl Streep and Amanda Seyfried

Meryl [Streep] makes herself very accessible right away, almost too accessible. That’s what I do. And it totally works. My thing about meeting people—men, women, people in general—is to desensitize them, kind of shock them a little bit, to make myself accessible

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Isla Fisher / Amy Adams

I was at IKEA, and a lady told me her husband did my hair for a premiere. I had no idea who she was talking about. Then she said, “And you were so cute in ‘Enchanted’”

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Christian Bale / Melissa Leo

Melissa… I’m not gonna drop the F-bomb like she did. I’ve done that plenty before

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Tom Hanks

I am standing here because the woman I share my life with has taught me, and demonstrates for me every day, just what love is

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Jennifer Aniston

I should sell my house.… I had the realization that this is just too much for me

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Billy Ray Cyrus

['Hannah Montana'] destroyed my family. I’ll tell you right now—the damn show destroyed my family

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Adam Sandler in drag

My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. Just to be cool for me to have just one other penis in the house. His name is Clemente and he’s very nice

'Black Swan'

I just want to be perfect.

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