Jessica Simpson Doesn't Brush Her Teeth, Uses Listerine and the Sweater!

Quoting Jessica Simpson

I don’t brush my teeth

Jessica Simpson with removable gold teeth

Jessica Simpson skipped the third class lesson when children learn how to brush their teeth! “I don’t brush my teeth. No, really”, she told iheartradio Thursday. That is just gross! But wait, she uses something though. “I just use Listerine and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!” she said. That wasn’t funny, you know, Jessica? The image of you cleaning your teeth with your sleeve provokes us nausea. You must look like those fat guys who always eat a lot because they are so greedy and you can read the menu on their faces because they never wash! Or use beer instead of water and soap!