They say I’m a womanizer. I say I haven’t met enough women.

John Mayer
Rectification! No, John, they may say you are a womanizer, but they actually want to reveal that you force yourself too much to look like one. And yes, you are desperate to have a Don Juan image because you don’t meet enough women. Have you already started to send yourself love letters? By the way, you haven’t met enough women because, despite make-up, gossip, love poetry and breast feeding, women are quiet clever creatures. And they don’t like to be seen with men who try to look modest by saying they don’t date enough.






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