Mark Ruffalo: My Penis Is Small!

I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most…

Mark Rufallo

Mark Ruffalo penis is small, he says (we don’t believe him).  Still he suffered a trauma of filming in motion-capture suits. “That was my first day [on the set] and that was a miserable day. It was smoky, it was hell, and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most”, he said. 44-year-old Ruffalo plays  the Hulk in ‘The Avengers’.

You know how most women like tough men? We like tough men too. But Mark is something else. He’s not beautiful in the Brad Pitt-esque way, but he’s just adorable. The way he talks, did you see how his mouth moves? (It looks like he suffered a partial facial paralysis due to an illness. In 2002, Mark was diagnosed with an acoustic neuroma, a type of brain tumor. Following the surgery, he was partially paralyzed. He fully recovered from the paralysis ever since.) Still Mark looks like he’s sorry about something when he talks and he’s about to give up. It just makes you say: “No, let me cheer you up, Mark”. But he’s still calm and humble and you think he’s pretending so you try more to get under his skin. But he’s just the way he is. Talented and calm. Maybe when he drinks he’s angrier. We would love to see him drunk and crazy.

Let’s talk more about Mark. His professional career includes movies such as: ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’, ‘Zodiac’, ‘Shutter Island’, ‘Just Like Heaven’, ‘You Can Count on Me’ and ‘The Kids Are All Right’ for which he received an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. He was amazing in ‘The Kids Are All Right’. I mean, a man who makes a lesbian forget about her sexual orientation for a while? Awesome!

Mark married 39-year-old  French-American actress Sunrise Coigney in June 2000. The couple has three children: 11-year-old son Keen, 6-year-old daughter Bella Noche, and 4-year-old daughter Odette.