Miley Cyrus Thinks She and Liam Are “Deeper Than Normal People”!

I think we’re both deeper than normal people, what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too…

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus

Dear Miley,
I am writing this letter to you because you are so deep. I know you’ll understand and you’ll give me a good advice. Here is my story: I woke up this morning feeling empty. I was feeling like there was nothing left for me, just one thought. That thought that I was afraid to admit (even to myself)  that I had. So I spent the whole day trying to get rid of it. I even took a book in my hands (I know this is a bad thing, but I was really desperate). Then I watched ‘The Twilight’ for a while, but then I realised you hated it so I stopped. I called some friends to tell them my fears but no one was willing to listen to me. The emptiness got even bigger when I told my secret to my angelic girlfriend and she just invited me to lunch. As if going out could ever cure me. I’m sure that Liam would never do this to you. Not ever. You two know each other so well just by connecting your thoughts so I bet you don’t even need to read his Twitter page every second or ask him what the word “inglorius” means. You complete each other in that way that nobody understands. People are all so stupid, and you two are so modest.
 Now back to my emptiness…I’ve been in my room for over a week, nobody was allowed to enter, no one. This is how I think I can become as meditative and profound as you are. But that only thought just won’t go away.
I feel that I can tell you what it is! You are the only one I can really trust, because you are so deep (You can tell Liam too, but only him, nobody else has to know). So my thought is about eating!!! Please forgive me!
My angelic girlfriend says it is because I’m anorexic. What do you think?

Love,

Br(e)ad Pitt!